LJHexamples

The following examples use the interesting words that we have found to substitute for words in the nursery rhyme.

Diminutive Jack Horner Squatted in an indentation Masticating his pastry  He inserted his opposing digit And towed out a pineapple And asserted, “What an exceptional male child am I”

Little Jack Horner crouched in a bend ** Ingesting his festive Moon cake ** ** He wedged in his thumb ** //**And sucked out a drum **// **And thought "What a nice boy am I!"** Little Jack Horner crouched in a bend Ingesting his festive Moon cake He wedged in his thumb And sucked out a drum And thought “What a Fungla am I!"

Gnomish Jack Horner Hunkered in a cranny Gobbling his pop-tart He bamboozled in his thumb And wrenched out a kumquat And uttered, "What a awesome boy am I!"

Dinky Jack Horner Perched in a cavity gourmandising his samosa He poked in his thumb And wrenched out a durian And declared, "What a tremendous boy am I!"

Miniscule Jack Horner Crouched in a nook Masticating his Krispy Kreme He wedged in his thumb And jerked out a durian And yelled, "What a cheeky boy am I!"

Tiny Jack Horner Lay in a niche Masticating his Krispy Kreme He wedged in his thumb And jerked out a tomato And uttered, “What a fabulous boy am I!”

Diminutive Jack Hook Crouched in the nook Slurping his tiramisu He wedged in his spoon And yanked out a goon And exclaimed, “What a funny boy are you!”